Talk:Monster Legends Conspiracy Theories/@comment-44079491-20200107020828

Holter and shannara body guard decided to have a time of peace. So they went halves on a bag of living Forrest. Neither one had a lighter, so holter invented nitroblaster. After several dabs of the good sludger, holter laughed so hard he became ROFL. Meanwhile, Shannara BG cottonmouth was so bad, he slammed guava juice and rode his Suzuki Hornet to kassia's place because a little red furry cap is always better than having to jakugan. The end.